A man is walking down the beach and comes across a girl with no arm or legs crying:

Man: "What's the matter?"

Woman: "I've never been hugged before."

The man moved by compassion leans down and gives her a hug and begins continuing down the beach. Seconds after he leaves, he hears her sobbing once more and turns around.

Man: "What's wrong now?"

Woman: "I've never been kissed before."

The man bends down and gives her a kiss on the cheek then continues on his way once more. A few seconds later she starts crying uncontrollably and the man thinks, "My God, what now??" He turns back to her.

Man: "What's the matter now?"

Woman: "I've never been fucked before."

The man then proceeds to pick up the woman and throw her into the ocean and says: "Now you're fucked!"