How does a cow introduce his wife...?
He says, "meat patty".
I am very sorry.
Thứ Sáu, 23 tháng 4, 2021
At one point during a game,
the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. " Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative. The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
The secret to a happy marriage.
Young man is talking to his grandfather and says "Grandpa, I notice you and Grandma never argue. What's your secret?"
Grandpa says "We went to the Grand Canyon on our honeymoon, and we took a guided donkey tour to the bottom. Well a little bit after we started our descent, your Granny's donkey stumbled a bit. Granny said "That's one". I thought it was odd, but you know, we just kept going. A bit later, the donkey stumbled again and Granny said "That's Two". Well at this point the route was getting narrow and scary so I didn't say anything, I just wanted to keep moving. Well a bit later it stumbled again and Granny said "That's three" and she took out a pistol and she shot that donkey dead! And I said "Dear, don't you think that was a bit harsh?" and your granny looked at me and said "That's one".
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