A guy walks into a bar, notices a "free beer for life challenge" on the front door.
He goes inside, and asks the bartender what he needs to do to receive free beer for life. The bartender reaches under the bar and pulls out a bottle of vodka, " First, drink this whole bottle in one go, no crying, breathing, or puking allowed." The man grabs the bottle and starts chugging.
He slams the bottle on the counter, burps, and asks what's next. The bartender, totally aloof says, " Alright, there's an alligator outside with a loose tooth, go pull it for...