A guy walks into a bar, notices a "free beer for life challenge" on the front door.
He goes inside, and asks the bartender what he needs to do to receive free beer for life. The bartender reaches under the bar and pulls out a bottle of vodka, " First, drink this whole bottle in one go, no crying, breathing, or puking allowed." The man grabs the bottle and starts chugging.
He slams the bottle on the counter, burps, and asks what's next. The bartender, totally aloof says, " Alright, there's an alligator outside with a loose tooth, go pull it for me. Next, there's a woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm, go up there and give her one." The man, visibly worried steps outside, the bar room falls silent. The bartender hears screaming and rustling in the bushes outside.
After a few minutes the man comes inside, all bloodied with ripped clothes he asks, " Okay, where is that lady with the loose tooth again?"
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