The student replies "None." Curious, the teacher asks the student about his answer, and he explains that if you shoot one bird, it startles the other birds into flying away, so you're left with none.
The teacher replies "Not what I was looking for, but I like your answer."
The student then asks the teacher "Ok, let me ask you a question. There are three women all eating ice cream, one is biting her ice cream, one is licking her ice cream, and the other is sucking her ice cream. Which one of these women is married?"
The teacher thinks for a moment before replying "The one sucking her ice cream?"
The student shakes his head and replies "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like your answer."
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