Thứ Hai, 31 tháng 5, 2021

You and 2 friends of yours walk through a forest

after a while you lot stumble upon a hut, from which a weird old lady, resembling a witch, comes out from. She slowly says "...do not step on the purple flower..." and then goes back into her hut.

A little confused, you exchange looks with your friends, shrug, and keep walking.

30 minutes later - poof - 1 of your friends simply disappears. You immediately start looking for him, repeatedly shouting his name worridly.

A couple of hours later, you find him behind a bush - fucking THE most ugly woman you have ever seen: She has a unibrow that connects to her ears and moles all over her sweaty, stinky, disorted body.

Disgusted, you angrily shout at your friend: "You bastard! What the hell are you doing?! This is disgusting!" A second later he turns to you, looking depressed, and says powerlessly, "I stepped on the purple flower..."

Welp

The three of you keep walking.

Another 30 minutes pass - poof - the other friend disappears. Shocked again, you begin searching for him as well.

1 hour later you find him behind a bush, fucking an even uglier woman than before: She is a fat old lady, roughly 80 years old, with hairs and sticky slime comming out of every part of her disgusting body, and has 5 limbs.

Feeling sick, you shout at him: "Jesus fucking christ man!! What the fuck is wrong with you?!"

A moment later the friend turns to you and says, almost sobbing, "I stepped on the purple flower..."

Welp

The three of you keep walking.

Another 30 mintues pass - poof - your 2 friends notice that you have disappeared.

This time they already know the drill, and calmly start to look for you.

5 mintues later they find you behind a bush, fucking THE most beautiful woman they have ever seen: She has a silky golden hair, bright blue eyes, huge tits, and a smooth curved body that looks like that of a goddess.

Furious, the two of them yell at you: "HOW IN THE FUCK DID YOU GET TO FUCK A BEAUTY LIKE THIS AND WE HAD TO FUCK THOSE UGLY BITCHES?!"

Crying, the woman turns to them "I stepped on the purple flower..."

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