Not because of my calculation skills but because I got to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes....
Thứ Sáu, 28 tháng 5, 2021
A feminist told me about the "Dwayne Johnson Rule."
The rule, as she explained it, was that in order to determine if a particular comment was appropriate to say to a woman, first ask yourself, 'Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?' If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a good rule. So I told her:
"Your chest is fucking epic."...
Thứ Năm, 27 tháng 5, 2021
I gave a homeless guy $5 today
I gave this homeless guy $5 and an old lady behind me told me he's just going to use it for drugs, so I confronted him and asked where I could also get drugs for $5...
An older fella got a notice in the mail from the IRS
The letter said for him to show up at the local office for an audit. Being a shrewd kind of guy he decided to take his lawyer with him.
They show up at the office that Monday morning and meet the agent that is doing the audit. " Please have a seat, Mr.Smith. We called you in because we have noticed a great deal of really large sums of cash moving in and out of your account..."
" Oh, that's easy to explain, " said Smith. " I'm a gambler. I'll bet on anything. And sometimes I win really big."
"I don't think i understand", says the agent. Looking...
A father and his young son go to a restaurant.
A father and his young son go to a restaurant and to keep him occupied, he gives the boy three pennies to play with. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and his face starts turning blue! The father realizes the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts slapping him on the back...
The boy coughs up two of the pennies, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, panicking, the father starts shouting for help.
A well dressed, serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a nearby table reading from her laptop and sipping a cup of coffee.
At...
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