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The Scientologist jokes, "I've got 4 kids. One more and I'll have a basketball team!" The Catholic joins in and says, "Well I've got 10 kids, and one more I'll have a football team!". The Mormon speaks up and deadpans. "I've got 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "Well what'd you get?" Johnny says "Four months vacation and five good leads..."
"I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls you gave me a piece of advice. You said 'good companion, good in bed, good mother - pick two'"
The father looked kindly at his son and nodded.
"Well, I feel like I have a good life. My wife is kind to me and a lovely mother to our three kids." The father nodded back to his son with a knowing look and replied.
"That's great son, but when I said 'pick two' I meant pick the second one."
This guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at his shop full of customers and says, "About two hours."
The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half."
The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did that guy go when he left here?"
Bill looks at him and says, "To your house."
So I turn towards the young person beside me.
Me: Hello, would you like to have a quick chat to make time go by quicker?
She: Sure. What do you want to talk about?
Me: So why don't we talk about Iran's Nuclear Program?
Then she goes "All right then" and puts down her crayon.
She then says "Can I ask you a question before that?".
I say "Yeah sure. Go right ahead".
She continues "When a horsey does a poo-poo it comes out in long tubes and yet when a sheep does a poo-poo it comes out in little pellets and yet when a cow does a poo-poo it comes out flat and round. Why is that?".
I say "That's actually a very good question. I have no idea".
She then says "Well how do you expect me to talk about Iran's Nuclear Program when you don't know SHIT".
Credit:Omid Djalili