I was traveling on a 10 hour flight and thought I'd have a quick chat to make time go by faster

So I turn towards the young person beside me.

Me: Hello, would you like to have a quick chat to make time go by quicker?

She: Sure. What do you want to talk about?

Me: So why don't we talk about Iran's Nuclear Program?

Then she goes "All right then" and puts down her crayon.

She then says "Can I ask you a question before that?".

I say "Yeah sure. Go right ahead".

She continues "When a horsey does a poo-poo it comes out in long tubes and yet when a sheep does a poo-poo it comes out in little pellets and yet when a cow does a poo-poo it comes out flat and round. Why is that?".

I say "That's actually a very good question. I have no idea".

She then says "Well how do you expect me to talk about Iran's Nuclear Program when you don't know SHIT".

Credit:Omid Djalili