A religious man was thinking about how good his wife was to him, so he prayed to god to give thanks.

To the man’s astonishment, the booming voice of god spoke to him.

Man: God, I’m so grateful that you gave me my wife. If I may ask, my Lord, why did you make her so beautiful?

God: I made her so beautiful so that you could love her, my son.

Man: And why did you make her so kind-hearted?

God: I made as such so that you could love her, my son.

Man: And God, did you make her such an amazing cook?

God: I blessed her with the talent of cooking so that you could love her, my son.

Man: Thank you, Lord, but forgive me but I must ask one more question. Why, God, did you make her so dumb?

God: I made her dumb, my son, so that she could Love you.