The man’s wife left him

Upset, he went for a drive and suddenly ran over a cop and crushed him to death.
Not knowing what else to do, he threw the cop in the trunk and drove to the cemetery.
When he got there, he came across a grave keeper.
"Listen, if you bury this body with no questions asked, I'll pay you $100."
The watchman agreed and the man left the cemetery in a hurry.
He was shocked: his wife left him and he killed a cop... BANG!
Before he could react, he knocked down another cop. "What should I do? I don't have money. I'll just throw it to the watchman quietly and maybe he won't notice."
He drove back to the cemetery and quietly threw the second cop to the watchman while he was distracted.
The watchman finished buried the first one, turned around only to see the second cop. "WTF? I swear I buried it??"

Just down the road there was a traffic police post near the cemetery. The traffic cop notices that the same car had travelled back and forth to the cemetery and decided to check what was happening. He drove to the cemetery where the watchman just buried the second cop.
The officer asked him: "What's going on here?" Only for the watchman hit him on the head with a shovel: "Will you fucking settle down today or not!?"

Big thanks to /u/SephariusX for improving text❤️