"Hi, honey," she says. "Um... why are you home so early?"
"Well, babe," he replies. "I'm afraid I got fired today."
"Oh, no! What happened?" she asks sympathetically.
"Well, they caught me putting my dick in the pickle slicer so they fired me."
"WHAT?! Honey, why on Earth would you do something like that? Are you OK? Is your dick alright?"
"Oh, yeah. I'm fine. My dick's just fine," he tells her.
"Well..." she asks. "What happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, they fired her too."
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