A man goes bear hunting in the woods

He finds a rather large bear and it spots him. He tries to shoot it but misses. The bear swats the gun out of his hands and trows him to the ground. Then rips his pants off and fucks him in the ass.

A few days later the now very sore hunter come back with a much larger rifle and attempts to shoot the same bear. But the rifle is so big that he has trouble aiming it before the bear manages to get to him and knock it out of his hands. The bear trows him to the ground again and rips his pants off to once again fuck him in the ass.

A week later the hunter returns with a WWII bazooka he got on the black market. He finds the bear and attempts to shoot it, but the old untested bazooka malfunctioned and didn't fire. So the bear threw the hunter to the ground again, turns him over and pulls his pants down.

But just before the bear has it's way with him again, it pauses and says "Hey something tells me that you don't come here for the hunting."