The monkey jumps on the counter and gobbles up a bowl of peanuts.
The bartender asked the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
The guy replied, "Yeah, he does that all the time. He's always hungry. I'll pay for the peanuts", and hands the bartender a buck. The bartender clinks a couple of pennies as change onto the counter, which the monkey promptly grabs and swallows.
The guy said, "Oh he eats random things all the time".
As if on cue, the monkey jumps onto the pool table and stuffs the cue ball down his throat. Sighing, the man brings...