The other guys look at each other and say, "That's not bad mate, she charges us $100."...
Thứ Sáu, 30 tháng 7, 2021
3 men appear at the heavens gate. Next to them an angel appears and starts asking them how they got there
The first one starts telling: “I came home early from a day of work. When I suddenly hear my wife scream upstairs. I rush upstairs and see her laying in bed very frightened.I was going to confront her later but first I needed to catch the bastard. I also see the window open and rush to it only to see a man lying on the garage roof. I thought that was the guy we needed so I grab the cabinet and throw it at him. I got the death sentence
The second guy tells the angle after that: “So I was fixing my motorcycle one day when I got tired. And decided...
Thứ Năm, 29 tháng 7, 2021
A Harvard Law graduate starts first day on the job
The president of the firm says, “If you marry my daughter, I’ll make you a partner, give you an unlimited expense account, a new Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary, in addition to your fees from the cases you take on.”
The guy says, “I don’t get it. Is something wrong with her?" The president shows him a picture, and she's hideous. The guy’s never seen anything like her.
The president says, "I know, she's tough to look at. I could never tell her to her face, though. Also, it’s only fair to let you know she’s as dumb as a stump."
The...
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