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Thứ Sáu, 20 tháng 8, 2021
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all friends
Naturally, their mothers are blonde, brunette, and redheaded as well, and the ladies are chatting while their teenage daughters are hanging out in the other room.
The brunette says with a devilish grin, "Hey, let's look through the girls' purses and see what they're hiding from us." She grabs her daughter's purse, rifles through it for a moment, and pulls out a lighter. "Wow," she says. "Looks like my Beth has been smoking cigarettes behind my back."
Her curiosity piqued, the redhead pulls her daughter's purse onto her lap, digs through the items and reveals a bottle opener. "For crying out loud," she blurts, disappointed. "Sue has been drinking, just like her good for nothing daddy!”
The blonde mother, feeling obliged to follow suit, picks up her daughter's purse, thrusts her hand in and fishes out a box of condoms. "Oh my God," she utters with a blank expression followed by a breathless pause. "Debbie has a penis!”
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady, and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never reaches orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion:
“Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.”
They go home and follow the rabbi’s advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn’t help, and she is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. “Okay,” says the rabbi to the husband, “let’s try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.” Once again, they follow the rabbi’s advice.
The young man gets into bed with the wife, and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, “Schmuck, that’s the way you wave a towel!”
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