Thứ Sáu, 20 tháng 8, 2021

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all friends

Naturally, their mothers are blonde, brunette, and redheaded as well, and the ladies are chatting while their teenage daughters are hanging out in the other room.

The brunette says with a devilish grin, "Hey, let's look through the girls' purses and see what they're hiding from us." She grabs her daughter's purse, rifles through it for a moment, and pulls out a lighter. "Wow," she says. "Looks like my Beth has been smoking cigarettes behind my back."

Her curiosity piqued, the redhead pulls her daughter's purse onto her lap, digs through the items and reveals a bottle opener. "For crying out loud," she blurts, disappointed. "Sue has been drinking, just like her good for nothing daddy!”

The blonde mother, feeling obliged to follow suit, picks up her daughter's purse, thrusts her hand in and fishes out a box of condoms. "Oh my God," she utters with a blank expression followed by a breathless pause. "Debbie has a penis!”

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