Can your dick touch your ass?

A son walks into his fathers room to find him eating a bad of potato chips. He kindly asks his father if he could have some.

His father replies “well son, can your dick touch your ass?”

The boy seems puzzled and replies with a simple “no?” and his father explains they’re his and the boy can’t have any then.

A few days later the son walks in on his father with a big bag of marshmallows, and boy does the kid love marshmallows! So he asks his dad if he could please have some, they’re his favorite after all, and his dad replies with the same response as before, “can your dick touch your ass?”. The son thinks about the question and hesitates before he sadly replies “no” again and walks away with his head down

The boy comes home from school one day to find his grandmother had left some of her homemade cookies for the family and he digs right in.

Just then, the boys father comes home from work and sees his son and the cookies at the kitchen table. The father is so excited because he already knows it’s his mom’s cookies and they’re his favorite.

The father pulls up a chair and asks his son for a cookie. The son looks at him with innocent eyes and says “can your dick touch your ass?”. The father smirks and replies “of course my son”, and before the father could say another word the boy shouts “well go fuck yourself because these are my cookies!”