He meets a couple that's also stranded there. He and the wife immediately lock eyes and feel the chemistry for some genital bonding.
The Husband tells the Stranger: "hey man, see that tall coconut tree over there? We take turns all day climbing it to the top and seeing if any ships are approaching that could rescue us"
The Stranger replies: "Say no more friend. I'll take first watch!" and he swiftly climbs up the tree.
After a few minutes up top he shouts out: "hey guys! come on! Stop fucking down there! I can see you!"
The married couple, puzzled, shout back in reply: "what? We're not fucking!" The Stranger says: "Oh shit...my bad...it just really looks like it from up here."
Over the next three hours, the Stranger on top of the coconut tree repeats this multiple times...constantly asking the couple below to stop fucking. The couple exasperated, continue to deny any fucking.
Finally, he comes down and the Husband goes up the tree for his shift. The minute he goes up the Stranger and the Wife start fucking. The Husband on top of the coconut tree looks down and thinks to himself: "Goddamn it DOES look like they're fucking down there."
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