There was a major that got newly stationed in a base in the middle east. As he inspecting the base, he saw a camel tied to a post. Confused, he calls the nearest private.
"Private Doe!" "Sir! Yes, sir?" "What is this camel doing here at our base?" Asks the Major "Sir, the camel is here sir for when the urges of the troops need to be fulfilled sir!"
Understanding the situation, the Major told him to carry on. . . . Months have passed with no woman in sight. The Major was having urges that he couldn't control anymore. So one day, he calls the private.
"Private Doe!" "Sir! Yes sir?" "Bring the camel to my tent!" "Sir, yes sir!"
When the camel arrives and the private leaves, The Major vigorously fucks the camel like there was no tomorrow. As the Major finishes and steps out, he asks Private Doe:
"Private, isn't that how it's done?"
To which the private replies: . . . "Sir, no sir! We use the camel to go to the nearest town where the women are, sir!"
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