He walked up to the ticket booth with his duck under his arm to buy a ticket, but the girl said, “sir, you can’t bring that bird in here”.
The country boy tries to explain ’bout how the duck is a housebroken pet, but the girl says, “SIR, I’m sorry but you can’t bring that animal into the theater”.
So, he’s is sitting in his truck, stroking his duck, trying to think, and has an idea!
He hides his duck down the bib of his overalls and goes and buys a ticket and sits down next to these two town girls with his duck hidden in his pants, and starts watching the movie.
A few minutes later, one of the townie girls nudges the other, and says, “this guys got his cock out”.
Her friend says “ignore him, you seen one, you’ve seen ’em all”.
The first girl replies, “not like this one, it’s eating my popcorn”.
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