The animals hear that the world is going to end

So, the Lion, as their king, calls an official meeting of all animals.

“We have only 10 days until everything as we know it is destroyed. Nothing matters anymore. Let’s just all have sex with each other and go out with a bang.”

The antelope flicks and ear to ask a question: “What about cross-breeding between species?”

The Lion roars: “I just said we’re all going to die in 10 days. Cross-breeding between species is none of our problem anymore.”

So, the animals start fucking like never before.

In a clearing, a few days later, the elephant comes across the giraffe, and without much talking, they get down and dirty with each other.

At one moment, as the elephant was fucking the giraffe, she bends down her neck and noticed that the elephant is wearing a condom.

“Hey, elephant,” says the giraffe. “Why are you wearing a condom? The lion says everything will end, it doesn’t matter if we cross-breed anymore.”

The elephant continues fucking the giraffe, and just waves her question off with his trunk: “Oh don’t worry about it. It’s actually not a condom. It’s just the snake, giving me a blowjob.”