She is a beautiful woman, but there is a problem: her ample bosom is causing an issue with the men in the church. While playing the organ, her breasts bounce and sway. Men in the church are getting distracted and many get in trouble with their wives for gazing longingly at her.
An old woman comes up to the young lady and explains the situation. Heartbroken, the beautiful woman asks if anything can be done to remedy the situation. The old lady smiles and tells her to go to the store and buy some lemons. "Rub one lemon half on each breast every night before bed, your breasts will shrink but you'll be able to keep playing." The young woman, relieved, goes away and follows the old woman's advice.
The next week, after worship, the pastor steps up to the pulpit. He says,
"Due to thircumstanthes beyond my control, we won't be having a thermon thith week."
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