A guy with no arms walks into a bathroom….

So there’s a guy washing his hands and the guy with no arms says “hey man I’m a lil embarrassed, do you think you could help me out.” So he says sure, unzips the guys pants for him pulls his wiener out for him and it’s just the grossest most disgusting thing he’s ever seen, it’s all red and has open sores on it. So the guy with no arms finishes pissing and the other guy zips him up and he says “hey buddy, I don’t mean to be rude or anything but what’s wrong with your dick?” The guy with no arms pulls his arms outta his shirt and says “fuck if I know, but I ain’t touching it!”