...are robbing the manor house.
One of them trips the alarm and before you know it the cops arrive with sirens blaring and lights flashing.
The three unlucky gents are in the kitchen, and looking around the Scotsman spies three empty sacks in the corner..." right lads....in the sacks " he says!
The police are searching through the house when the Detective Inspector sees the three sacks in the corner.
" ...oo arr!? Wot we got ere then now?... "
He walks over to the first one and gives it a nudge with his boot...the Scotsman, inside, thinks quick and goes "...woof!..."
"...oo!..." the DI says, " that one be full of puppies..."
He goes up to the next one and gives it a nudge...the Welshman thinks fast and goes "...meow!..."
"...arr!...that one be full of kittens!.." says the DI.
He goes up to the last one, gives it a tap with his boot, and the Irishman goes....."...potatoes..."...
