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Chủ Nhật, 5 tháng 9, 2021

A young man is walking down the road carrying chicken wire

He passes by this old man’s house and the old man says, “Hey son, what are you doing with that chicken wire?” The young man says, “I’m going to catch me some chickens.” The old man laughs and says, “You can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.” So the young man keeps walking. But sure enough, later that evening the young man walks back by and he has 10 chickens.

The next morning the young man walks back by the old mans house carrying duck tape. The old man says, “Hey son, what do you plan to do with that duck tape?” The young man says, “I’m going to catch me some ducks.” The old man nearly falls out of his chair laughing so hard and says, “You’re dumb if you think you’re going to catch any ducks with duck tape.” The young man keeps walking but later that evening he comes walking back by carrying 20 ducks.

The next morning the same young man walks by the old man’s house carrying a stick. The old man asks, “What kind of stick is that?” The young man says, “It’s pussy willow.” The old man gets out of his chair and says, “Wait just a minute, let me grab my hat.”

The teacher asks the class to use the word contagious in a sentence.

The first kid says" We all have to wear masks because coronavirus is contagious ". Teacher says well done. Second kid says "I couldn't play with my friends all summer because I had chickenpox, which is contagious". Teacher says well done again. Little Billy gets up and says" We've got a man painting our house and I heard my dad say to my mum, the speed he's working, it's gonna take that cunt ages".

Texas:

Where a virus has reproductive rights and a woman doesn’t.

A man takes a walk with his new girlfriend who he's been dating for three months

About 20 minutes into the walk, they pass a park and see two bunnies mating. The woman says "how does the male bunny know that the female bunny is ready for sex?" The man says "it's natural, the male can smell it".

The couple continues to walk for another 20 minutes and they pass a forest where they see two deer mating. The woman says, "how does the buck know that the doe is ready for sex?" The man says "it's natural, he can smell it".

They walk for another 20 minutes where they pass a field of cattle and see two of the cattle mating. The woman says "how does the bull know that the cow is ready for sex?" The man says, "again, it's natural. He can smell it".

They finish their walk and the woman drops the man off at his place. She kisses him goodbye and says, "you should get tested for COVID-19". The man said "what makes you say that? We're both vaccinated, right?" The woman says "you may have a breakthrough infection because your sense of smell is clearly not working."

The women of King Arthur's court must have been very happy

They Camelot

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