Because there are no dental records and all the DNA matches.
Chủ Nhật, 5 tháng 9, 2021
Two american jewish men send their sons to Jerusalem to learn about their culture.
A year later the two are having a chat:
-- I am so disappointed in my son, I don't know what to do... Once he returned, he claimed to have become christian!
-- My son as well, this is a tragedy.
-- We should go see our Rabbi, maybe he can guide us.
The two then visit the Rabbi and tell him their stories, to which he replies:
-- Unfortunately, I'm in the same boat as you two. I sent my son to Jerusalem a few years ago and he also became christian. Only God can help us now, we should pray to him!!!
So they start praying:
-- Please help us God, we sent our sons to Jerusalem so they could learn about our culture, but instead they returned as christians!!!
God thinks for a while and says:
-- You guys won't believe, but 2000 years ago I too sent my son to Jerusalem...
[NSFW] A woman walks out of the shower...
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says:
"Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend: "Yeah...the drain is clogged again."
A young man is walking down the road carrying chicken wire
He passes by this old man’s house and the old man says, “Hey son, what are you doing with that chicken wire?” The young man says, “I’m going to catch me some chickens.” The old man laughs and says, “You can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.” So the young man keeps walking. But sure enough, later that evening the young man walks back by and he has 10 chickens.
The next morning the young man walks back by the old mans house carrying duck tape. The old man says, “Hey son, what do you plan to do with that duck tape?” The young man says, “I’m going to catch me some ducks.” The old man nearly falls out of his chair laughing so hard and says, “You’re dumb if you think you’re going to catch any ducks with duck tape.” The young man keeps walking but later that evening he comes walking back by carrying 20 ducks.
The next morning the same young man walks by the old man’s house carrying a stick. The old man asks, “What kind of stick is that?” The young man says, “It’s pussy willow.” The old man gets out of his chair and says, “Wait just a minute, let me grab my hat.”
The teacher asks the class to use the word contagious in a sentence.
The first kid says" We all have to wear masks because coronavirus is contagious ". Teacher says well done. Second kid says "I couldn't play with my friends all summer because I had chickenpox, which is contagious". Teacher says well done again. Little Billy gets up and says" We've got a man painting our house and I heard my dad say to my mum, the speed he's working, it's gonna take that cunt ages".
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