Now I understand why so many people are afraid pf clowns...
Thứ Sáu, 10 tháng 9, 2021
It's my cake day and I don't know any new jokes so. Here are some old jokes I use to love as a kid
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? Answer = A stick.
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Answer = Thunderwear.
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Answer = Dill with it.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Answer = Time to get a new clock.
How does a cucumber become a pickle? Answer = It goes through a jarring experience.
What did one toilet say to the other? Answer = You look a bit flushed.
What do you think of that new diner on the moon? Answer = Food was good,...
Dude walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying on the bed, reading. Dude says "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache."
Wife says "I think you'll find that's a sheep under your arm."
Dude says: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."...
A drunkard was brought to court for dunkenis behavior
The Judge addressed the drunkard, "You have been brought here for drinking."
Drunkard, "Thank you very much your honour. Let's start."
All, present in the court, burst out laughing.
Banging the gavel, the Judge said, "Order."
Drunkard, "For me Whiskey with Soda please."...
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