One day, the footballer's wife felt very repentant and decided to confess to her husband about her affairs. She went to him and said:
"My dear, I've wanted to tell you this for a very long time, but I couldn't until now."
"What's the matter, honey?" asked the footballer.
"I've had three affairs since we've been married."
The footballer loved his wife very much, so he decided to approach her confession calmly.
"Alright. Are these affairs over now?" asked the footballer.
"Yes, and I did them all for you!"
The footballer was confused, so he asked what she meant.
"Well, do you remember last season when the new coach refused to let you play and kept you on the bench every match?"
The footballer nodded, stuck by the sudden realization.
"Alright, I appreciate what you did for me. What about the second affair?"
"Well, do you remember last season how, after the coach let you play, none of your teammates passed the ball for you to score?"
Shocked by what he was hearing, the footballer barely mustered the strength to ask, "Alright, and what was the third affair?"
The wife, slightly blushing, replied, "Well, do you remember last season how, when you started scoring goals, no one in the stadium would cheer for you?"






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