Every house he went to, families were greeting him and congratulating him. Most game him gifts. Flowers, cards, presents ... until he got to the last house on his final route.
A woman came to the door stark naked. She quietly took him upstairs and made sweet passionate love to him for hours until they passed out.
The next morning, she hurried downstairs and made him a huge breakfast. Pancakes, eggs, bacon, and hash browns. She served it to him in bed with a one dollar bill under the plate.
John looked up and said, "This has been amazing and I am stunned and thankful but ... why the dollar?"
The woman replied, "I asked my husband what we should get you for your retirement before he went on a business trip. He said 'Fuck him. Give a buck. Breakfast was my idea."
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