Thứ Năm, 30 tháng 7, 2020

A man decides to start a business

He puts a billboard on the door saying "If we can cure you, you have to pay 100 dollars, if we can't you get 500 dollars"

A doctor sees the billboard and decides to get in and win 500 dollars.

He says that his sense of taste is gone.

The man says to his assistant: Can you please give him the medicine Nr.23

The doctor drinks it an immediately spits it and yells: This is gasolinee

The man then says: great your taste is back now give us 100 dollars.

The doctor comes back the next day and says: My sense of hearing is gone, I can't hear anything

The man says to his assistant: Can you please give him the medicine Nr.23

The doctor says:Noo not the gasoline

The man says: Great your hearing is back now give us 100 dollars.

The doctor comes back the next day and says: My sense of sight is gone, I can't see anything

The man says i'm sorry we can't cure that, here's 500 dollars, and hands him 20 dollars

The doctor says:This is only 20 dollars

The man replies: Great your sight is back now give us 100 dollars

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