He looks at his phone only to realize that its 2a.m. and he should be getting home before his wife is pissed.
He tries to stand up but falls flat on his face. Deciding he needs to sober up, he gets some water and waits an hour. Again, he tries to stand up. Again, he falls flat on his face.
Finally, he decides he'd better get home no matter what. Desperate to keep his wife happy, he crawls home and into bed next to his sleeping wife.
The next morning, his wife passive aggressively says to him, "well? How was it? did you at least have fun drinking all day yesterday?"
Steve is sure his wife was asleep when he got home so he confidently replies, "I wasn't drinking all day. I just stopped by after work and had a beer with a few of my coworkers. We barely drank anything"
His wife smirks, "the bartender called. You forgot your wheelchair last night."
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