Genie says, "I will grant you 3 wishes, What will be the first one?". Omar replies, "I wish that I can have unlimited wishes."

Genie : "That is not possible, you can only have 3 wishes."

Omar thinks about it for some time.

Omar : "Alright, my first wish is that I want an umbrella."

Genie grants the wish, and asks "What do you want next?"

Omar : "Shove this umbrella up your ass."

Genie struggles but manages to shove it and shouts, "Quick tell me your third wish, it hurts."

Omar : "Now let me have unlimited wishes or my third wish will be to open up the umbrella."