He is greeted by the Devil who says "You've got an eternity of suffering ahead of you to pay for your sins; but I'm in a good mood today, so I'll let you choose your punishment. Come along."
They walk down a path between the pits. In the first pit, sinners are being slowly roasted on a giant skillet. The new arrival says "How about something else?" In the second pit, sinners are being boiled alive in a great cauldron. Again, the new arrival doesn't want to join them. The third pit is filled waist-high with the most foul-smelling shit you can imagine, and sinners stand in it smoking cigarettes. The new arrival says "I think I can handle that", gets in, bums a cig off one of the other sinners and lights up.
The Devil then says, "Alright then! Smoke break's over, get back to eating shit!"
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