Thứ Bảy, 25 tháng 7, 2020

A man buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people when they lie, so he decides to try it out at dinner.

He asks his son, "Did you go to school today?" The son replies, "Yes," and the robot slaps him. The son says, "Alright, I went to the movies."

The father asks, "What did you see?" and the son replies, "Toy Story 4." The robot slaps him again, and the son says, "Okay, okay! It was an adult film."

His father snorts and says, "When I was your age we didn't even know what pornography was!" This time the robot slaps the father

The mother sips her coffee and retorts, "Ha! He's your son, after all," and the robot slaps her.

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