A couple is golfing on a golf course when their ball flies out of the course and smashes right through the window of an old mansion.

Shocked, the couple hastes to the old mansion and knock on the door.

A mysterious voice from within the mansion calls the couple to enter.

The couple enters the mansion and in the hallway they see an old man standing next to the broken window and a broken chinese vase with their golfball in it.

Realizing they did not only break the window, but also an old vase the couple start apologising.

"Don't be sorry!" the old man says, "You see, I'm a ghost and by breaking this vase you have set me free after being trapped for a 1000 years"

"Since I'm free, I can fulfill 3 wishes" he continues "and I'd like to give each of you 1 wish as a thanks and keep 1 for myself"

filled with joy the husband makes his wish: "I wish that I'd get 1 million euro added to my bank account every single day!"

"Done!" says the old man "Tomorrow, the first million euro will be added to your account"

Then, the wife makes her wish: "I'd like a beautiful villa in every country of the world!"

"Done!" says the old man "go to your notary tomorrow to retrieve the title deeds"

Filled with joy the husband and wife embrace each other. Then the husband asks the old man: "So, what will you wish for?"

"Well, being all by myself for a 1000 years, I am really horny. I really want to have sex right now. My wish is to have sex with your wife all night right now!"

The couple look at each other and nod "After what you just did for us, we agree" after which the old man dissapears with the wife into the bedroom.

The old man gives it to the wife all night long. When the morning arrives, the old man is finally done. After dressing up he asks the exhausted wife: "Tell me, how old are you exactly?"

"38 years, why?"

"It just keeps amazing me that at that age, there are still people who believe in ghosts..."