she writes: "all i want is a man who won't hit me, won't abandon me, and has a large penis. if these conditions apply to you here's my address"
a few days later she hears a knock on the door
man: hello i saw your personal ad and i think we're perfect for each other, as you can see i have no arms so i can't hit you, and i have no legs so i cannot run away.
woman: and the third condition?
man: how do you think i knocked on the door?
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