A boy walks up to his dad and asks, "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potentially and realistically?" The dad responds with, "go ask your mom, sister and brother if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars." The boy goes and asks his mother and she says, " I really love your dad, but it is $1 million and Brad Pitt is gorgeous. Yes I would do it! He goes to his sister and she says," psh you wouldn't have to pay me to sleep with him, so yeah I would do it." Lastly the boy goes to his brother and asks him the same question and the brother says, "you know, I'm not gay but a million dollars is a million dollars so yeah why not!" The boy returns to the father and the father asks, "did you get your question answered?" The boy says, " yeah I did! Potentially we are sitting on 3 million dollars, realistically, we are living with 2 whores and a homo."
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