God looks at them from the above. He feels sorry for them – they're looking at each other all those centuries and yet couldn't do anything more since they're made from marble – so one night, when nobody's around to see, he turns them into living couple and says:
"Okay. I made you alive and I'm letting you do whatever you feel like doing – for ten minutes. After that, I'm turning you back to marble statues!"
Delighted and giggling, the now alive couple quickly dashes to the nearest bushes. Moans and orgasmic noises can be heard. Ten minutes pass and they come out of the bushes all messy, but also smiling, relieved, and satisfied.
Looking at them all smiling, God feels sorry for them again and says:
"Okay, okay, you have another ten minutes!"
While the couple runs back towards the bushes, one turns towards the other and says:
"This time YOU're holding the pigeon and I'm shitting on it!"
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