A rich man and a poor man are in a bar, discussing what they'd bought for their wives' birthdays.
The rich man says "I bought my wife two things: a diamond ring and a Mercedes Benz". The poor man asks why those two things. The rich man says "Well, I thought if she didn't like the diamond ring, she could use the Mercedes to take it back to the store."
The rich man asks the poor man what he had bought his wife for her birthday. "I bought two things, too" he says. "I bought her a pair of flip flops and a dildo". "Interesting", said the rich man "but why those two things?" "Well," said the poor man "I thought that way, if she didn't like the flip flops, she could go fuck herself".
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