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Thứ Bảy, 14 tháng 2, 2015
There was a Brunette , Redhead and a blonde getting ready for Execution.
The Brunette was marched to her final place, the firing squad's guns on her. The commander said
"Ready"
"Aim"
then the Brunette screamed "EARTHQUAKE", the firing squad looked around, and the brunette ran away and escaped.
The Redhead was marched to her final place, the firing squad's guns on her. The commander said
"Ready"
"Aim"
then the Readhead screamed "TORNADO!", the firing squad looked around, and the readhead ran away and escaped.
The Blonde was marched to her final place, the firing squad's guns on her. The commander said
"Ready"
"Aim" then the Blonde then thought of her disaster, thought of one, then screamed "FIRE!!"
Thứ Sáu, 13 tháng 2, 2015
Wife dreamed that she was attending a dick auction...
Wife : "I dreamed they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.
"Husband : "How about the ones like mine?
"Wife : "They gave those away.
"Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamed they were auctioning off vaginas. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.
"Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?
"Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
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