...and those flashing lights on your car look stupid.
FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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From New York to California, this dog had the trip of a lifetime.
Caption: "We are going to go South to North Carolina, Texas, Arizona... All the way up the west coast to Seattle and back. This will be just like pee wee Herman's trip without the bicycle."
This one trip ended up turning into a 46-day tour around the U.S., where they visited over 35 cities.
SO MANY GOOD BOXES!
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying........''All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we are going down the tracks.'' The horrified mother went in and told her son, ''We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.'' Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, ''All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one.'' She hears the little boy continue, For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'' As the mother began to smile, the child added, 'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen