16 Emojis All Cat People Wish Existed

When the cat with hearts in its eyes just won’t cut it. A tub for a bath full of bubbles and shame, Nathan Pyle for BuzzFeed a way to open food that's only brand name, Nathan Pyle for BuzzFeed and this little toy to practice catching mice, Nathan Pyle for BuzzFeed a box the toy came in which is also quite nice, Nathan Pyle for BuzzFeed View Entire List ...

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18 Adorably Lazy Dogs

#LazyDaysGoals This little guy who wants to play but just can't. gifbay.com And this guy who just gives up on his big toy dreams. cheezburger.com This ma'am who won't get up to play... babyanimalpics.tumblr.com ...and her friend who won't do more than run in place. babyanimalpics.tumblr.com View Entire List ...

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The curious case of the lost washcloth

There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded, "It's my washcloth". Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your washcloth?" The mother responded, "I lost it". The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth....

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I bought my wife a dildo and a book for her birthday..

If she doesn't like the book she can go fuck herself....

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My friend has a habit of dropping things.

It's getting out of hand....

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This Horse Can Blow Out His Birthday Candles Better Than You Can

He’s not a neigh-sayer! JD knows exactly what to do to get that birthday wish. youtube.com / Via youtube.com Look at that technique! Via youtube.com And he couldn't stop smiling after successfully blowing them out! It really stirrups some emotions, doesn't it? Via youtube.co...

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13 Underrated Pop Songs All '90s Kids Need To Hear

As chosen by Hannah Diamond, singer in the London future pop collective PC Music and a performer this month at the Red Bull Music Academy Festival New York. ATC - "All Around the World" (2000) For me this was one of the biggest songs of the millennium! It reminds me of school discos and summer holidays in Spain, and it really doesn't matter that the lyrics don't make much sense cos…la la la la la la. youtube.com Kandi - "Don't Think I'm Not" (2000) This song did pretty well at the time, but considering Kandi worked on the songwriting for TLC's...

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