what's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

you can't milk a cow for 14 years

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Can Ecstasy Replace Xanax?

Can Ecstasy Replace Xanax?
A new study urges trials of MDMA to treat anxiety in autistic adults, and it's already being tested for PTSD. Is America ready to embrace Molly?

May 31, 2015 at 12:06AM
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I call my car the "pussy wagon" because

that's where I go to cry.

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I got a computer for my wife today.

Best trade I ever made.

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Once i did the "is your dad a terrorist?, because you are a bomb.." line to a muslim girl.

Totally blew up in my face

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Would you say that the idea of a nun having sex with a clown...

is virgin on the ridiculous?

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

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