Don't worry if you missed 4/20

Because today is 4/20 too!

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I met an older woman in a bar last night...

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like. I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

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My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me.

I guess that's just one more thing she has in common with my wife.

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Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD

Its a concentration camp

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Why cant diabetics have vengeance?

Because vengeance is sweet.

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More sad news from the music world

Justin Bieber found alive and well in his hotel room.

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A new look for /r/jokes

We've hit 6 million subscribers, and so we'd like to roll out our new CSS! It was made by yours truly, and I'd like to thank /u/soul_shot and /u/tizorres for all their assistance

There have been a couple things added in the design:

• A complete face lift: /r/jokes has a more modern look and feel.

• Making it look like a comedy club. The bricks and glowing neon sign are examples of that.

• Cleaner submit and comment pages as well as submission and comment views

Please note: if you find any bugs please let us know which OS and browser you are using, a screenshot would be preferred so we know exactly what you are referring to.

Right now, the below is on stuff I will be fixing and/or adding in a future update.

• More robust RES Support, including a nightmode

• Fixing that shifting logo

• More consistent color scheme/fonts

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