Well, would you look at that, it's a tie!
Thứ Ba, 27 tháng 12, 2016
An old woman phones her husband..
An old woman called her husband during his drive home, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90, Please be careful!"
Herman said, "It's not just one car. There’s bloody hundreds of them!"
A man walks into a library...
A man walks into a library and says "Excuse me, miss, but do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian goes to the computer, types a few things in, and says "I don't think it's in yet."
The man replies, "Yeah, that's the one..."
An Englishman, A German, and a Mexican...
...are at the Olympic stadium unsuccessfully trying to get in to watch the events without tickets.
The Englishman sees that next to the stadium there is a construction site. He walks over and picks up a large construction hammer and takes it to the stadium entrance.
The security guard says "where is your ticket?"
The Englishman says: Michael Kensington, hammer throw..I'm late
The guard lets him in right away.
The German, seeing this, walks to the construction site and picks up a steel bar and takes it to the entrance.
The security guard says "where is your ticket?"
The German says: Maximillian Von Heidelberg: Javelin...I am late.
The guard lets him in right away.
The Mexican, seeing this, walks over the to construction yard and takes a few planks of wood and some steel cable to the entrance.
The security guard says "where is your ticket?"
The Mexican says: Juan Carlos De Los Parlotes De Amadeo, fencing.
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