An Old Man is thrown out of a bar

A young man who was walking down the street says "Hey Old-Timer, what happened in there". The old man looks at him and says "Well son, I am Jesus Christ". "Jesus Christ?", the young man replied skeptically. "Yes my son, follow me", the old man said as he walked into the bar. As he enters, the bartender turns around and says "Jesus Christ! not you again!"...

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So a dad is fed up with his son lying to him…

Dad: (brings home lie detector) so son, what did you do today? Son: I went to school (Beep) Son: fine, I went to my friends house. Dad: what did you do at your friends house? Son: we watched a movie Dad: what kind of movie? Son: A Disney film (Beep) Son: Ok fine we watched an r rated movie Dad: Holy crap, even I wasn't exposed to that kind of material when I was a kid (Beep) (Everyone looks at the dad) Mom: Well, he's your son (BEEP)...

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Parking a single car doesn’t require much space.

But parking 200 cars, now that requires a lot....

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You guys wanna hear a construction joke?

..... hold on I'm working on it. (Brought to you by my 8 year old nephew)...

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My dad was so Competitive that on his death bed, as he breathed his last

He said, "Staring contest... GO."...

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Chinese doctor in the US

An Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100 A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic... Lawyer : "I have lost my sense of taste" Chinese doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer : "Ugh..this is kerosene" Chinese doctor : "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his...

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Trump, First Lady Pull Out Of Kennedy Center Honors Ceremony To Avoid 'Distraction' For Honorees

Trump, First Lady Pull Out Of Kennedy Center Honors Ceremony To Avoid 'Distraction' For Honorees The White House, already facing a growing boycott by several honorees, announced that the Trumps will not participate in this year's annual Kennedy Center Honors ceremony. August 19, 2017 at 09:31PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2vbq2...

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