Dad: (brings home lie detector) so son, what did you do today?
Son: I went to school
(Beep)
Son: fine, I went to my friends house.
Dad: what did you do at your friends house?
Son: we watched a movie
Dad: what kind of movie?
Son: A Disney film
(Beep)
Son: Ok fine we watched an r rated movie
Dad: Holy crap, even I wasn't exposed to that kind of material when I was a kid
(Beep)
(Everyone looks at the dad)
Mom: Well, he's your son
(BEEP)
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