He was an accountant.
Thứ Ba, 21 tháng 11, 2017
Divorced man gets 3 wishes
A man, who was recently divorced from his wife was roaming thru the desert randomly struck his foot on an ancient Arab lamp and WOOSH out comes a magical genie
[Genie] You have awoken me and now you may have 3 wishes....but remember anything that you wish for your ex wife will receive double!
[Man] OK, Genie, I want 50 million dollars!!
[Genie] Granted, but remember your ex wife will receive 100 millions dollars!
[Man] I don't care, shes gone and I'll have 50 million!
[Genie] Granted, what is your second wish
[Man] I want a mansion island house on the island of Hawaii!
[Genie] Are you sure? Your ex wife will have 2 and it is a very small island
[Man] Yes Yes I can deal
[Genie] Granted, ok what is your third wish?
[Man] ....let me take a second to think.......Ah I got it! Genie, I want you to beat me half to death!
A young Italian couple get married,
Maria and Luigi, and they can only afford to spend their honeymoon night at Maria's Mama's house. Maria is a nervous virgin, but finally Mama 'shoos' her upstairs to be with her husband. Luigi is sitting on the bed admiring Maria, undressing her with his eyes. Maria runs downstairs to the kitchen where Mama is cooking spaghetti and screams, "Mama, Mama! He's a got such a wild a look in his eyes!" Mama says "Oh that's a good; it a means he's a passionate a man. You go on back up a stairs." When Maria gets back to Luigi, he has taken off his shirt exposing a very dark hairy torso. Again, Maria runs downstairs to the kitchen where Mama is still cooking spaghetti and screams, "Mama, Mama! He's a got such a hairy a chest!" Mama says "Oh that's a good, too, you're a lucky Maria, it a means he's a good a virile a man. You go on back up a stairs." So again, Maria goes to Luigi, and he has taken off his shoes and socks. Maria sees that he's missing all his toes and part of his instep on his left foot. Maria screams and running to the kitchen falls on her knees and moans "Oh, Mama Mia, Luigi has a foot and a half!" Mama drops her spoon and says, "Here, Maria! I'm a go up stairs, you cook the spagett..."
We Have A New Favorite Japanese Game Show, And It's Called 'Slippery Stairs'
We Have A New Favorite Japanese Game Show, And It's Called 'Slippery Stairs'
We have a new favorite Japanese game show, which is really saying something.
November 21, 2017 at 01:59AM
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