He was an accountant....
Thứ Ba, 21 tháng 11, 2017
Divorced man gets 3 wishes
A man, who was recently divorced from his wife was roaming thru the desert randomly struck his foot on an ancient Arab lamp and WOOSH out comes a magical genie
[Genie] You have awoken me and now you may have 3 wishes....but remember anything that you wish for your ex wife will receive double!
[Man] OK, Genie, I want 50 million dollars!!
[Genie] Granted, but remember your ex wife will receive 100 millions dollars!
[Man] I don't care, shes gone and I'll have 50 million!
[Genie] Granted, what is your second wish
[Man] I want a mansion island house...
A young Italian couple get married,
Maria and Luigi, and they can only afford to spend their honeymoon night at Maria's Mama's house. Maria is a nervous virgin, but finally Mama 'shoos' her upstairs to be with her husband. Luigi is sitting on the bed admiring Maria, undressing her with his eyes. Maria runs downstairs to the kitchen where Mama is cooking spaghetti and screams, "Mama, Mama! He's a got such a wild a look in his eyes!" Mama says "Oh that's a good; it a means he's a passionate a man. You go on back up a stairs." When Maria gets back to Luigi, he has taken off his shirt...
We Have A New Favorite Japanese Game Show, And It's Called 'Slippery Stairs'
We Have A New Favorite Japanese Game Show, And It's Called 'Slippery Stairs'
We have a new favorite Japanese game show, which is really saying something.
November 21, 2017 at 01:59AM
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