Maria and Luigi, and they can only afford to spend their honeymoon night at Maria's Mama's house. Maria is a nervous virgin, but finally Mama 'shoos' her upstairs to be with her husband. Luigi is sitting on the bed admiring Maria, undressing her with his eyes. Maria runs downstairs to the kitchen where Mama is cooking spaghetti and screams, "Mama, Mama! He's a got such a wild a look in his eyes!" Mama says "Oh that's a good; it a means he's a passionate a man. You go on back up a stairs." When Maria gets back to Luigi, he has taken off his shirt exposing a very dark hairy torso. Again, Maria runs downstairs to the kitchen where Mama is still cooking spaghetti and screams, "Mama, Mama! He's a got such a hairy a chest!" Mama says "Oh that's a good, too, you're a lucky Maria, it a means he's a good a virile a man. You go on back up a stairs." So again, Maria goes to Luigi, and he has taken off his shoes and socks. Maria sees that he's missing all his toes and part of his instep on his left foot. Maria screams and running to the kitchen falls on her knees and moans "Oh, Mama Mia, Luigi has a foot and a half!" Mama drops her spoon and says, "Here, Maria! I'm a go up stairs, you cook the spagett..."
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